napoleon bonaparte
more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
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this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
THIS KILLS ME EVERY TIME OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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so like if you’re a girl and you post pictures of yourself holding video game shit everyone is supposed to think you’re cool and you’ll get a lot of notes or something?
that… that is how this works, right??
the perplexed look is fantastic
thank you I’ve had a lot of practice
best girl gamer
how the fuck did you balance that ps2 so perfectly
what ps2
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its ok
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do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty
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